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 Post subject: Re: Blood test tips
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:04 am 
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Hmm, hang on, I did take 80mg of codiene before my blood test in case it hurt. Hopefully they wont notice all that in the blood and think I'm some sort of legal opiate addict.

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 Post subject: Re: Blood test tips
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:06 am 
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Doctor-patient confidentiality and that. Even if they did see it, the worst you could expect is some dirty looks the next time you see the doctor.

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 Post subject: Re: Blood test tips
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:53 am 
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I'm shit scared of needles and any blood tests I've had didn't hurt at all.

The teeth I had taken out as a kid and the needle they stuck in my mouth hurt like fuck though, I need to get a filling done sometime this week and I'm shit scared. All I remember was how it stung like hell all those years back, worse than my bcg jab which I was freaking out about but it turned out to be just hype.

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 Post subject: Re: Blood test tips
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:04 am 
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Mansoor wrote:
I'm shit scared of needles and any blood tests I've had didn't hurt at all.

The teeth I had taken out as a kid and the needle they stuck in my mouth hurt like fuck though, I need to get a filling done sometime this week and I'm shit scared. All I remember was how it stung like hell all those years back, worse than my bcg jab which I was freaking out about but it turned out to be just hype.

Question is, has the dentist changed at?

No still hurts.But i think the worse part is that ur face is all numb after and you end up dribbling.Then when the feeling comes back in and its that really irritating pain.Pain you can handle but just fucking irritating.

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 Post subject: Re: Blood test tips
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:06 am 
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You know you can still give blood if you like cock, you just don't tell them :¬_¬:


Yeah - I mean, presumably the no-gays thing is because of some actually-quite-primitive assumption of "Benders = Disease" (since I'm sure the idea of catching gayness went out in the 50s). Even so, surely they *test* the donated blood before attaching it to poor Timmy with the leukaemia who also just got hit by a train, instead of just taking your word for it when you ticked "No" on the AIDS/Crack-addict/doped-up-on-Xanax list?


Not a few years back they didn't.

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 Post subject: Re: Blood test tips
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Even if they did, HIV sometimes missed in blood tests. Even if it's only 1 in 1000 occasions whereby it gets missed that can amount to a lot. Given as IIRC something like 50% of western cases of HIV occur within homosexuals (hugely disproportionate) it's not an entirely unreasonable precaution, even if it does upset some boofties.

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 Post subject: Re: Blood test tips
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:41 pm 
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Gay people aren't allowed to donate all their organs either. Lungs and liver are fine, colon is not.

'Swat I've heard anyway m8.

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You can get a colon transplant?

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Intestines, yeah.

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 Post subject: Re: Blood test tips
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 8:36 pm 
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Dunno, I was joking.

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 Post subject: Re: Blood test tips
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 Post subject: Re: Blood test tips
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Haha if gays couldn't donate their colons, wouldnt women who have been bummed be banned also ?


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 Post subject: Re: Blood test tips
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 9:40 pm 
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No woman will admit that she likes it up the bum in public.

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 Post subject: Re: Blood test tips
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:09 pm 
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Wizard Of Odd wrote:
God I can't believe I was getting worked up about that. It was literally over in seconds. I sat looking the other way, Elliot was sitting on my lap absolutely fascinated, asking questions! Seriously nothing like the blood test I had 13 years ago. I certainly wont be worried next time I have to have one now.


If you were a kid last time you had it done might have seemed more 'scary' at the time. Also, how long it takes depends on how many blood samples they need, sometimes they test for one specific thing or they might need a lot to test for various random shit. What was the blood test for anyway if you don't mind me asking? Ah right, patient confidentiality and that.

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BONGOOOOOOOOOO! wrote:
You know you can still give blood if you like cock, you just don't tell them :¬_¬:


Yeah - I mean, presumably the no-gays thing is because of some actually-quite-primitive assumption of "Benders = Disease" (since I'm sure the idea of catching gayness went out in the 50s). Even so, surely they *test* the donated blood before attaching it to poor Timmy with the leukaemia who also just got hit by a train, instead of just taking your word for it when you ticked "No" on the AIDS/Crack-addict/doped-up-on-Xanax list?


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You should not give blood if:

You've already given blood in the last 12 weeks (normally, you must wait 16 weeks).

You have a chesty cough, sore throat or active cold sore.

You're currently taking antibiotics or you have just finished a course within the last seven days or have had any infection in that last two weeks.

You've had hepatitis or jaundice in the last 12 months.

You've had a tattoo, semi-permanent make up or any cosmetic treatments that involves skin piercing in the last 6 months.

You have had acupuncture in the last 4 months, unless this was done within the NHS or by a qualified Healthcare Professional registered with a statutory body.

A member of your family (parent, brother, sister or child) has suffered with CJD (Creutzfeld-Jakob Disease). To view the position statement on CJD click here.

You've ever received human pituitary extract (which was used in some growth hormone or fertility treatments before 1985).

You have received blood or think you may have received blood during the course of any medical treatment or procedure anywhere in the world since 1st January 1980.
You may not be able to give blood if:

You've had a serious illness or major surgery in the past or are currently on medication. Please discuss this with the clinical staff. The reason you're taking medicines may prevent you from donating.

You've had complicated dental work. Simple fillings are OK after 24 hours, as are simple extractions after 7 days.

You've been in contact with an infectious disease or have been given certain immunisations in the last four weeks.

You're presently on a hospital waiting list or undergoing medical tests.

You do not weigh over 50kgs (7st 12).

If you are unsure please call our 24 hour donor helpline on 0300 123 23 23.
Pregnancy

You should not give blood if you are pregnant or you are a woman who has had a baby in the last 9 months.
Travel abroad

Please wait 6 months after returning from a malarial area before giving blood. Please also tell us if you have visited Central/South America at any time. (Those who've had Malaria, or an undiagnosed illness associated with travel, may not however be able to give blood.)

If you are unsure please call our 24 hour donor helpline on 0300 123 23 23.
West Nile virus

Have you been to or plan to go to CANADA or the UNITED STATES this Summer? If yes, please click here, as it might affect you giving blood.
The special problem of HIV and Hepatitis viruses

•Every single blood donation is tested for HIV (the virus that causes AIDS) and hepatitis B and C.
•Infected blood isn't used in transfusions but our test may not always detect the early stages of viral infection.
•The chance of infected blood getting past our screening tests is very small, but we rely on your help and co-operation.
•People who carry these viruses may feel healthy for many years.

You should never give blood if:

You have ever had syphilis, HTVL (Human T - lymphotorpic virus), hepatitis B or C or think you may have hepatitis now

You're a man who's had sex with another man, even safe sex using a condom. For more information click here.

You've ever worked as a prostitute.

You've ever injected yourself with drugs - even once.
You should not give blood for 12 months after sex with:

A man who has had sex with another man (if you're a female).

A prostitute.


Anyone who has ever injected themselves with drugs.

Anyone with haemophilia or a related blood clotting disorder who has received clotting factor concentrates.

Anyone of any race who has been sexually active in parts of the world where AIDS/HIV is very common. This includes countries in Africa.

Please do not give blood if you even think that you need a test for HIV or hepatitis, or if you had sex in the past year with someone you think may be HIV or hepatitis positive.

Never give blood to get an HIV test. If you're worried, please ring the National AIDS/HIV helpline on 0800 567 123.


https://secure.blood.co.uk/c11_cant.asp

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Then 8-9 months of more scans and biopsies and second opinions because the first hospital was trying to fob me off after finding irregular cells etc with waiting 12 months for a review.


What does that mean 12 months for a review, they would've follwed it up 12 months later? Seems a bit stupid, 12 monts is a long time if you've got cancer, needs to be nipped in the bud quickly.

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 Post subject: Re: Blood test tips
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:15 pm 
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What if you were a bloke who had a sex-change, got boffed in the shitter by a bloke and had originally arranged to accept money but he left out the window while you were mustering the strength to turn over?

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