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 Post subject: Re: I want to fuck my friends sister
PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:17 pm 
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I got a bit confused with the 1's and 2's. Sounded like your mate fucked his sister for a moment there.


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 Post subject: Re: I want to fuck my friends sister
PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 4:12 pm 
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Yeah, if he's a good mate he should offer to do everything possible to smooth the way for you short of lubing up her bumhole.

One night stand or relationship, he doesn't own her, and my feelings about blokes that get protective over their sisters range from: "You're mildy preposterous" to "Actually; that's a bit creepy how angry the thought of your sister being her own woman and fucking who she chooses makes you."

Plus she seems cute enough. Bang that shit.

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 Post subject: Re: I want to fuck my friends sister
PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:08 pm 
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Sabu The Brave wrote:
Both the same person, big guy.


Oh right shit thought they were 2 people standing together, the left one looked quite fit but the right looked a little shabby and alternative like. Well yeah, might as well hit it Vord. I mean your moving up in the world and shit with your special effect studio film work, try for anal!

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my feelings about blokes that get protective over their sisters range from: "You're mildy preposterous" to "Actually; that's a bit creepy how angry the thought of your sister being her own woman and fucking who she chooses makes you."


*fucks Evfedus mum*

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 Post subject: Re: I want to fuck my friends sister
PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:10 pm 
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Comerdy glod meds.

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replaced her fallopian tubes with kimberlite pipes and now DeBeers sends prospectors pawin' at her crotch, waggin they tails all enthused like. Tampax pull out lookin like a scepter, can't even queef without sprayin pixie dust.


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 Post subject: Re: I want to fuck my friends sister
PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:22 pm 

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Jezreel wrote:
Mate of mine (1) went out with a sister of a mutual friends (2) for a good while, fun times ensued when I went round to their house (1 and sister) for the footy one saturday, we got totally wrecked and coked up, and then sister let me and (1) fuck her at the same time.
That's still awkward to (2) to this day lol


Pics of the girl?

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 Post subject: Re: I want to fuck my friends sister
PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:21 pm 
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Jezreel somehow describes an incredibly unnerdy scenario in an incredibly nerdy way. The fuck.

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 Post subject: Re: I want to fuck my friends sister
PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 6:33 am 
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Evfedu wrote:
Comerdy glod meds.

It's retorts like that which make me want to lay on your chest my face buried in your chest hair at night. Drifting off to sleep listening to your heartbeat.

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 Post subject: Re: I want to fuck my friends sister
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Kyle wrote:
Jezreel somehow describes an incredibly unnerdy scenario in an incredibly nerdy way. The fuck.

Nerds get sex? Who knew?
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 Post subject: Re: I want to fuck my friends sister
PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:25 am 

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 Post subject: Re: I want to fuck my friends sister
PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:26 am 

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Why confused dustybin?

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 Post subject: Re: I want to fuck my friends sister
PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:06 pm 
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Fucking do her Vord. Care not for territorial pissings.

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 Post subject: Re: I want to fuck my friends sister
PostPosted: Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:47 pm 
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Nah, don't shit on your own doorstep.

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 Post subject: Re: I want to fuck my friends sister
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:20 am 
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That said I got permission from my best mate to fuck one of his sisters. Or both. Well, both. But I doubt I could have them both at the same time.

Also flirting with your mates' sisters is mandatory. Get the fuckers squirming.

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 Post subject: Re: I want to fuck my friends sister
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:49 am 
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I think it's pretty essential to engage in "I'd wear your sister like a balaclava" banter regardless of age or attractiveness, but without their express permission (UNLESS! They come onto you. OR! If they are an 8.5 or above. OR POSSIBLY! You perform some really funny sexual manouvre.) it ain't cool to put your stick in their swill. Not because there's anything really wrong with it, more because you know it would upset your mate and that's not how bro's roll.

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 Post subject: Re: I want to fuck my friends sister
PostPosted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 2:53 am 
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What if its mutual revenge for said mate moon-pwning your own sister?

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